the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
About 90-95% of phones sold in Japan are actually waterproof.
After Kurt Cobain’s death, his hometown of Aberdeen, Washington changed their town motto to “Come As You Are.”
There’s an alarm clock named Clocky which has wheels that rolls away and hides if you don’t get out of…
today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my god
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
if you base disabled people’s “worth” on whether they are “productive members of society” or not I hate you and I will kick your ass
iM CRYING IT LOOKS LIKE THE CAT IS FLOATIN OFF LIKE HE REALIZED HIS DESTINY OR SOMETHIG AND THE CAT IN THE BACKGROUND IS JUST WOW HOLYSHIT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO THIS
I must go. my planet needs me
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
Six people, personally, because I’ve been in six total relationships counting my two current, but yeah.
Not done reading it, but so far this article is good.
Speaking as a consexual person who is friends with demisexuals, this is exactly why they need this label. Because, yes, I am sexually attracted to three people during particularly sexy bus rides. I am sexually attracted to three people during particularly unsexy bus rides. I am sexually attracted to three people every single time I go out of my house, and sometimes I don’t even need to go out of my house, depending on who’s home and/or visiting at the time.
It’s a thing.
Imma just get Tchy’s commentary over here.
For fucking real.
This makes sense to me in a way that “When I say I’m demisexual, I mean I have to really like someone to be attracted to them” never did.