romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker dont harsh my vibes
What if humans had wings and the feathers were the same color as our natural hair color but we could dye them different colors if we wanted to or add glitter and there were salons dedicated to wings where we could get them preened and colored and there was a whole section of fashion and health dedicated to wings and work-outs designed to make your flight muscles stronger for endurance or speed and and and
Dude, what are you on? I want a hit.
I want wings. D:
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
ommiewanOmm help him out!
Please send me your punniest pick up lines. I need them to win a pointless competition. It’s super important. Please and thank you.
i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so
but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form
no thank you
Day 77, no one suspects a thing.
I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize
If I lived where they were allowed I’d have a pig in a heartbeat. They’re my favourite.
never forget that your heart is always fighting for your survival, and that every beat is its way of telling you to not give up. so once in a while, close your eyes and place your palm over your chest and whisper “thank you”.
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
The real question is, why the fuck not?!
I’m so mad I have such a hard time believing that people genuinely like me.